Miguel's Ugly

I have a buddy back in Des Moines named Miguel. (Names and places have been changed...) He works in the plumbing industry. I called him up a few minutes ago to ask him exactly how I should describe his line of work, and he told me he's a "toilet repairman". I did learn two things from Miguel about toilets. Poo-poo don't flow up hill. Tight is tight, but too tight is broken.

So anyway here's Miguel's coworker. I guess when the plunger doesn't work, they send her.